The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

"I refuse to prove that I exist." Says God. "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."

"But" says man " the bable fish is such a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves that you exist and so, therefore, you don't." (qed?)

"Oh dear" says God "I hadn't thought of that" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

One of the best thing I've heard lately. It goes on even better.

"Oh, that was easy" says man and for an encore he goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing."

Well that about wraps it up for God, I guess. And man.

Amusing, definitely. Mathematic geeks such as I _{yeah, hate me for that} am will be amused by this one, also.

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

This one was first presented to me by *fahabb which guessed I would love its totally logical and obvious nature.

Well after such a meaningless journal entry (I hope at least that it made you laugh), how are you all?


HtB